Trump and Some Other People

“Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. So what we’re going to do right now is…ATTACK!” ~Albert Einstein

“Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make. So, as your father, I’m telling you. Don’t invest in that clean energy company.” ~Donald Trump

“Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. So what I’m gonna do, is I’m gonna chug this six pack of Red Bull, hit the town with my ladies, and become the first president to be arrested for public urination.” ~Donald Trump

“One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government. That’s why I’m sitting in the Oval Office.” ~Donald Trump

“It’s always good to be underestimated. That’s why I’ve been wearing this wrinkly mask for the past two years.” ~Donald Trump

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. So for crying out loud, Brian, if you just did a few push-ups you might not always end up in your locker by the end of the day.” ~Mahatma Gandhi

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