If you have any ideas for stuff I could write, or you want me to feature in your magazine, or are just lonely and need someone to talk to, I’m right here, baby. Especially the magazine part. You know what? Scratch the lonely thing, too, I don’t have time for your problems.

Anyway, if you have anything to say to me, put something witty in the ‘subject’ box, or it’ll go straight to spam. I run a tight ship over here, ya know? Can’t be getting any of those “Make Money Fast, No Survey!” emails. Thanks.